I have been so slack with posting since summer but I am determined to get back into it this year and really have fun with writing in my final stages of Uni. With dissertation and final assessments I’m definitely going to need some fun!
So far in my third year I’ve been trying to get my head around modernist poetry, me and poetry aren’t the best of friends anyways so I’ve been struggling. So for a laugh (and a bit of procrastination) my friend and I have been making silly ‘post-post-modernist’ poems to try and wrap our heads around it all. Here’s a couple, eat your heart out Mr T. S. Eliot…
Millennial
What have you done today,
to make you feel proud
bedding changed, washing on
what have you done today,
to make you feel
scroll scroll scroll scroll
double tap
what have you done today,
to make
je pense, donc je suis
what have you done today?
Make America great again.
Grab her by the pussy
There is strength in solidarity-
#MeToo
Make America great again.
A young beautiful piece of ass
37 more victims
#MeToo
Hedi Klum, sadly she’s no longer a 10
#MeToo
Make America great again!